hi i rlly like rodrick heffley

made by mayfly

"rodrick is abusive in dysfunctional perspectives!" "rodrick provoked his dad!" "it was all rodricks fault" FRANK TURNED HIM INTO THAT TYPE OF PERSON. frank would always TELL rodrick to become a man and grow up, but frank isn't doing the right fucking job. I've said this and ranted about this sooo many times but it's just making me enraged on how i'm breathing the same air as people who genuinely dont like rodrick in dysfunctional perspectives. ofcourse he's abusive! who doesn't turn like that when they get HEAVY trauma?? i relate to him so fucking much, nobody understands. i like him because of who he IS, not who he LOOKS LIKE. he got hurt and punched so many times by his 'dad' and i did too. he put "knock first!" on his room door and i'd always do that when my family's fighting. there's much more to how i relate soo soo fucking much.

nobody understands dysfunctional perspectives rodrick like i do wtf. i mean... i get it he's turning abusive and that he "provoked his dad" but it was literally all franks fault because he influenced rodrick to grow up like that? frank told rodrick to become a fucking man, but he's not DOING THE RIGHT THING!! that's what makes me so fucking enraged. he does NOT deserve anything he got from frank or susan. greg is ALSO the problem here because he's fucking retarded to realize what's happening between frank and rodrick. susan is ALSO fucking retarded because she keeps saying "move on! we're supposed to be a great happy family" AFTER FRANK FUCKING SLITTED AND STABBED RODRICK WITH HIS CARKEYS. and after that rodrick realizes what he's said and he's regretted that and it just broke my heart so so much i literally had a mental breakdown for FIVE hours. rodrick has such a big impact on me and he literally changed me. he changed my fucking view on him. it's like rodrick isnt even the "troublemaker heavy-metal obsessed funny jerk kid" anymore. his entire story made me cry and i literally wanted to vomit because of frank.

i love rodrick because im literally him and we match freaks. but tbh of course if he asked if i listened to metal i'd respond with bring me the horizon. BUT WE SKIP THAT i want him so bad of course the typical he's a jerk and would dislike me but FUCK if i enjoyed him straight up degrading me. i want to fuck him RIGHT in the ass but i have a pussy so not today ☝☝ he's literally me but im WORSER like all i do is sit down all day thinking about him and waste 5 hours on school. yea im not a normal fan of him im his #1 fan. not even fan bro im his fiance and id do ANYTHING for jeff kinney to say i'm the #1 rodrick fan even if it means failing school, disobeying my teachers and getting expelled. i've ALSO been saying this everywhere except here so here we go. NEVER EVER EVER say you like rodrick more than me because you're just proving that you're schizo 😭 im not gatekeeping (this is a HUGEE lie btw), love him to your hearts full content, but know i exist and i like him MUCH better than you do ^^ no because what do YOU know about him? ofcourse rodrick acts childish in the book series but i shit you not he's 16 fucking years old and would call you a slur and shove you in lockers. he is NOT that dreamy as he seems to be. "how do you understand so much about rodrick?" well MAYBE because i focus on his character personality and understand who he actually is! you wouldnt even like him irl because you'd uncrush if he started blasting "Serj Tankian screaming in the mic for 24 hours" and i also fucking HATEE when people mischaracterize rodrick. he would NOT listen to mcr PLUH!!! 😭🙏 he would listen to demolition lovers on repeat but he'd make fun of three cheers for sweet revenge and welcome to the black parade. maybe he'd also like conventional weapons tsk tsk. yea we all love him but can you not see he'd be the biggest bitch to you?? 😭😭😭 i know i've said this many times but TRUST me none of you would like him irl. "but terra you also like him!" maybe because i understand his character, relate to him, and share ALOT of interests with him? idk about you but durrrr 8_8

i like him more than you

art of me and rodrick only pls

by ryker